{"id":369,"date":"2007-01-31T12:09:42","date_gmt":"2007-01-31T11:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/2007\/01\/31\/sobre-la-eutanasia-chiste-feminista\/"},"modified":"2007-01-31T12:09:42","modified_gmt":"2007-01-31T11:09:42","slug":"sobre-la-eutanasia-chiste-feminista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/2007\/01\/31\/sobre-la-eutanasia-chiste-feminista\/","title":{"rendered":"Sobre la Eutanasia &#8211; chiste feminista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anoche mi mujer est\u00e1bamos sentados en la sala, hablando de la idea de vivir o morir.<\/p>\n<p>Le dije:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8220;Nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de una m\u00e1quina y una botella.\u00a0 Si me ves en ese estado, por favor, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Y, \u00bfsab\u00e9is lo que hizo la muy hija de ****??????<\/p>\n<p>Se levenat\u00f3 y &#8230;\u00a0\u00a0 APAG\u00d3 LA TELE Y ME TIR\u00d3 LA CERVEZA!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Besines de Colorines!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anoche mi mujer est\u00e1bamos sentados en la sala, hablando de la idea de vivir o morir. Le dije:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8220;Nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de una m\u00e1quina y una botella.\u00a0 Si me ves en ese estado, por favor, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo&#8221; Y, \u00bfsab\u00e9is lo que hizo la muy hija [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":62,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/62"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mujerlive.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}